Cluster 81
“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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1 turn Jun 11, 2023 at 1:26 PM EDT United States , Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) [player]: "Uh... what's happening to you?" Enderwoman: "It's... it's time." [player]: "Time for what?" (Enderwoman teleports away, leaving [player] confused and concerned) [player]: "What in the world was that all about? I should follow her."
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([player] starts to follow the Enderwoman, trying to keep up with her teleports. They finally arrive at a secluded area in the plains biome, where the Enderwoman is lying on the ground, surrounded by strange purple particles) [player]: "Are you okay? What's happening?" Enderwoman: "I... I'm giving birth." [player]: "Giving birth? But... you're not human." Enderwoman: "I know, but Enderwomen can still have children. And this is my child." ([player] looks at the purple particles, which are beginning to coalesce into a small creature) [player]: "Wow... what is it?" Enderwoman: "It's an Enderling. My child." (The Enderling finishes forming and looks up at [player] with big, innocent eyes) [player]: "It's... cute." Enderwoman: "Yes. And it's completely defenseless. I need to protect it." [player]: "I understand. Can I help?" Enderwoman: "Hmm... I suppose. You did help me get here. Can you protect us while we make our way to safety?" [player]: "Absolutely. Let's go." ([player] and the Enderwoman start to make their way through the biome, with the Enderling following close behind. Along the way, they encounter a group of hostile mobs, but [player] fights them off with ease.) Enderwoman: "Thank you. We wouldn't have made it without you." [player]: "No problem. I'm just glad you're all safe." Enderwoman: "Yes. And I'm sorry for attacking you before. I was just scared." [player]: "It's okay. I understand. Is there anything else I can do to help?" Enderwoman: "Well... if you could keep an eye out for any resources we might need, that would be helpful. And maybe you could check in on us every now and then?" [player]: "Sure thing. I'll make sure you have everything you need." (The three of them continue on, with [player] feeling a new sense of purpose and determination to protect the vulnerable Enderwoman and her child.)