Freedom Planet: "Ha! As if Eggman's cheesy musical number could ever convince us to join his side. Nice try though, Eggman!" Sonic: "Ugh, that is just cringe-worthy. Eggman, you really need to work on your music skills. Stick to making robots, will ya?" Naruto: "Hey guys, don't be too hard on him. Maybe Eggman just needs to express himself through music. Though I have to admit, it's not really my jam." All three: "But we're definitely not falling for any of his evil plans!"

Sonic: "Eggman, what are you doing? This is just embarrassing. I thought you were better than this." Carol (Freedom Planet): "Ugh, seriously? Eggman, just stick to making badniks and leave the music to someone else." Lilac (Freedom Planet): "I have to admit, this is pretty funny. He looks so ridiculous." Milla (Freedom Planet): "Oh, I think it's kind of catchy. I might have to start using it as my workout music." Knuckles (Sonic): "I can't believe I'm saying this, but Eggman's musical talents might be worse than his villainy skills." Tails (Sonic): "I'm just glad we aren't the ones who have to listen to this all the time." Naruto: "I can't lie, this is pretty entertaining. Though I'm still not joining forces with Eggman anytime soon." All characters: "Nice try, Eggman, but we won't be swayed by your musical schemes!"