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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:32 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) Enderwoman: "AAH! Not now!" [player]: "What's wrong?" Enderwoman: "My contractions are starting!"
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[player]: "Contractions? Are you pregnant?" Enderwoman: "Yes, and I'm about to lay my eggs!" [player]: "Oh, okay. Let me help you find a safe place to lay them." Enderwoman: "You... help me?" [player]: "Of course. I didn't mean to upset you earlier, but let's put that aside for now and make sure your eggs are safe." (Enderwoman nods and teleports with [player] to a nearby cave) [player]: "This looks like a good spot. Let me clear out any mobs that might pose a threat." (Enderwoman nods again, and [player] proceeds to clear out the cave) [player]: "Okay, it's all clear now." Enderwoman: "Thank you. I appreciate your help. And I'm sorry for attacking you earlier." [player]: "No worries. I probably would have done the same thing if I were in your shoes." Enderwoman: "You're kinder than I gave you credit for." [player]: "Well, I try my best to be understanding and helpful." (Enderwoman lays her eggs, and [player] watches over her until she's done) [player]: "Congratulations. You're a mommy now." Enderwoman: "Thank you. And... sorry again for attacking you." [player]: "It's okay. I'm just glad everything turned out well. Do you need any help getting back home?" Enderwoman: "No, I can manage. But thanks for the offer." [player]: "Alright then. Take care." (Enderwoman teleports away, and [player] goes back to finishing up the base, with a newfound respect for the creatures of the End.)