Alyx Vance: Seriously, Gordon, how many times do I have to remind you to reload your damn weapon? We don't have all day! Alyx Vance: Gordon, I love your enthusiasm for smashing things, but could you maybe focus on the task at hand? We have a job to do, remember? Alyx Vance: Ugh, Gordon, why do you always have to get so trigger-happy? Let's try a little finesse for once, shall we? Alyx Vance: Gordon, I appreciate your talent for creating chaos, but could you please not blow up everything in sight? We're trying to keep a low profile, you know. Alyx Vance: Oh great, Gordon, just what we needed - another one of your reckless stunts. Could you please think before you act, for once?! Alyx Vance: Seriously, Gordon, teamwork means actually sticking together, not running off like a maniac. Could you please start playing nice with the rest of us? Alyx Vance: Gordon, if you could stop triggering every single trap in the facility, that'd be great. I'm getting tired of patching you up every five minutes. Alyx Vance: Gordon, I get that you're a one-man army, but could you try being a little more discreet? It's getting really hard to cover your tracks. Alyx Vance: Gordon, I hate to say it, but sometimes I wonder if you even have a plan. It would be nice to know that you're not just winging it all the time. Alyx Vance: Oh, for the love of... Gordon, why do you always have to take the most dangerous path? Can't we try the less suicidal option once in a while?