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“Make a black comedy story here...Dick Grayson getting ready to marry Harley Quin” (2 conversations)
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Mar 26, 2024 at 9:21 AM PDT
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Make a black comedy story here...Dick Grayson getting ready to marry Harley Quinn here in Gotham's cathedral...decorations...food...church and wedding music played by Zatanna figuring as she figures...its the perfect time to practice smiling...always a good time to practice smiling...like right now...as she reminds herself that funeral and wedding music are two different things.........there is a heavily drunk Jason Todd and a heavily drunk Stephanie Brown as well......as Stephanie drunkenly thinks...wait...if Harley marries Dick...then...that doesn't mean Harley is 'family' now?..and Jason's response?..jugs the whole damn bottle......Barbara Gordon is there on wheelchair as well...with an eye-twitch...forced smile on her face......she is definitely not thinking her past relationships with Dick...no way...Dinah whispering to Vixen that according to Huntress...Dick is NOT being mind-controlled...and Tim mumbling about not having enough coffee to forget this moment...perhaps coffee + alcohol...a daring synthesis...Damian and Cassandra not there for the wedding...Poison Ivy sighing...well...Harley and Nightwing...who would have thought...as Poison Ivy used to date Harley...but...alas...hmph......Killer Frost is here if only because to see Batman seethe...and Catwoman can only imagine how Batman is feeling right now...all the while Clayface is just there to see the wedding......Signal trying to recall that one technique he learned to see if it was a dream or not......and Batwoman sighing...so this is happening.........while Cyborg just eats the food...prepared by Wally West who is in fact internally screaming right now...but hey...food is food...Superboy thinks so too...figuring if he eats enough...maybe he can digest the idea that Dick is marrying Harley Quinn ...Beast Boy agrees...while Huntress grumbling about this wedding...then deciding to eat as well...maybe if she eats enough or all of the food and drink all the alcohol...she'll be too busy dieting to forget this wedding ever happened......while Raven sighs............Donna blinking rapidly...Cassie Sandmark realizing no...this is NOT a dream......Starfire thinning his lips...Dick marrying Harley Quinn...very well then...as Starfire quietly sighs...as she knows of her history with Dick...but if Dick is truly happy with this...while Garth and Arsenal debate on getting the drinks too and getting drunk like Jason Todd...only for Garth to realize he can't get drunk easily...but Arsenal can...and the priest there is well...Two-Face......and Batman is in the crowd...seething...like sure...Dick's went out with a lot of women...including Starfire and Barbara...but...THIS?........and Superman simply comforts Batman is all...and Green Arrow stroking his beard...asking Hal Jordan to punch him...just in case he's dreaming right now...while Alfred...more or less...respects Dick's decision...but acknowledges that life at Wayne Manor will be very...interesting...from now on......and Deathstroke is there...Nightwing's nemesis...as he wonders if this will change their dynamics...because...of all the things...Dick marrying Harley...the lady associated with the Joker who killed Jason Todd...well...as Deathstroke quietly chuckles...because maybe...Grayson really became the 'I can fix her' to Harley Quinn...and seeing Batman seethe and cope?..worth it..........and Talia Al Ghul is there...a flicker of surprised contemplation...as she too hears from her spy...Dick Grayson is in fact...not being coerced by any of them...Dick really wants to marry Harley Quinn....as Wonder Woman grimly smiles at the wedding...while Deadshot laughs loudly as he gets a drink.... add black comedy dialogues
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As the unconventional and frankly bizarre Gotham wedding unfolded, the atmosphere was charged with a blend of disbelief, forced merriment, and alcohol--lots of alcohol. Jason Todd, grappling with the implications of Harley becoming 'family,' finally settled his internal debate by chugging another bottle. "If this doesn't scream Gotham, I don't know what does," he slurred, earning a sloppy nod from Stephanie Brown, both of them staggering in their roles as if they were part of a drunken chorus in a twisted opera. Barbara Gordon, wheeling through the crowd, caught glimpses of Dick and Harley at the altar. Her eye twitched as she mustered the best forced smile she could. "Great, I've fought alongside Nightwing, dated him, and now I get to watch him marry the Clown Princess of Crime. There's not enough therapy in the world," she muttered under her breath, rolling her eyes so hard they threatened to spin out of their sockets. Zatanna, tasked with the music, found herself pondering the thin line between wedding marches and funeral dirges. "Note to self: refrain from accidentally playing 'Chopin's Funeral March'... Unless?" she mused, her humor darkening as she glanced at the gathering--a who's who of Gotham's most infamous, all trying their hardest to look happy for Dick Grayson. Dinah leaned in towards Vixen, whispering, "You know, I had to ask Huntress to pinch me thrice to make sure I wasn't dreaming. And even after confirming, I'm not entirely sure I believe what I'm seeing." Across the room, Tim Drake found solace at the bar, his usual mask of stoicism failing him. "Coffee or alcohol... Why not both?" he pondered aloud, concocting a beverage that might erase his current reality or at least dull its edges significantly. "This might just be the most Gotham thing ever--tragedy or comedy, take your pick." Meanwhile, Poison Ivy could only sigh, exchanging a knowing look with Catwoman. "To think I once thought Harley and I had something. And now, she's marrying Nightwing. Gotham really is the city of impossible love stories," Ivy remarked, a hint of sarcasm laced with genuine bewilderment coloring her tone. Batman, standing stoically among the guests, his scowl deep enough to etch lines into his cowl permanently. Superman, ever the friend, offered a comforting pat on the back, whispering, "Bruce, remember, it's Dick's choice. At least it's not Joker." To which Batman only growled, a low, rumbling sound that seemed to promise vigilance and maybe a hint of vengeance. In a quiet corner, Deadshot raised his glass high, unable to hold back raucous laughter. "Here's to Gotham's finest--where even the weddings feel like a prelude to something spectacularly disastrous." His toast, while crude, resonated with the room, a shared understanding that in Gotham, love stories were as twisted and complex as the city's labyrinthine alleyways. And as Two-Face presided over the ceremony with a grin that suggested he fully appreciated the duality of the moment, everyone, hero and villain alike, couldn't help but wonder if they were attending a wedding or an elaborate set-up for the next big adventure--or misadventure--Gotham had in store. "Till madness do us part," Two-Face intoned, a perfectly Gotham sentiment for such an improbably Gothic romance.