make a vividly detailed Lord of the Rings comedic story about two friends, a Gondorian soldier and a Rohirric horseman (his crush) hanging out. One of them suggests to go skinnydipping. They find a pond and undresses (compare their butts, physiques, and hair). Describe how they look as they enter the pond and chat with each other while relaxing. The horseman offers to catch food for them both by letting out a pungent fart into the waters to make the fish go belly-up dead from the stink.