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“MAKE SCRIPT FUNNIER: Ringo Starr: One day, Henry wanted to rest, but Percy was t” (9 conversations)
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1 turn Apr 1, 2024 at 7:15 PM BST United Kingdom , Birmingham
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CHANGE THIS SLIGHTLY TO BE....MORE REALISTICALLY ACCURATE Ringo Starr: One day, Henry wanted to rest, but Percy was talking to some engines. He was telling them about the time he had braved bad weather to help Thomas. Percy: It was raining hard. Water swirled under my boiler. I couldn't see where I was going, but I struggled on. Bill: Oh, Percy, you are brave. Percy: Well, it wasn't anything really. Water's nothing to an engine with determination. Ben: Tell us more, Percy. Henry: What are you engines doing here? Ringo Starr: Hissed Henry. Henry: This shed is for the Fat Controller's engines! Go away! Silly things. Ringo Starr: Henry snorted. Percy: They're not silly. Ringo Starr: Percy had been enjoying himself. Henry: They are silly and so are you. "Water's nothing to an engine with determination". Huh! Percy: Anyway... Ringo Starr: Said cheeky Percy. Percy: ...I'm not afraid of water, I like it. Ringo Starr: He ran off to the harbour singing. Percy: Once an engine attached to a train, was afraid of a few drops of rain. Henry: No one ever lets me forget the time I wouldn't come out of the tunnel in case the rain spoiled my paint. Ringo Starr: Huffed Henry. Thomas was looking at the board on the key. Thomas: Danger. We mustn't go pass it. Ringo Starr: He said. Thomas: That's orders. Percy: Why? Thomas: "Danger" means falling down something. Ringo Starr: Said Thomas. Thomas: I went pass danger once, and fell down a mine. Percy: I can't see a mine. Ringo Starr: Said Percy. He didn't know that the foundations of the key had sunk. The rails now sloped down into the sea. Percy: Stupid board. Ringo Starr: Said Percy. Percy made a plan. One day, he whispered to the trucks. Percy: Will you give me a bump when we get to the key? Ringo Starr: The trucks had never asked to bump an engine before. They giggled and chattered about it. Percy: Driver doesn't know my plan. Ringo Starr: Chuckled Percy. Trucks: On! On! On! Ringo Starr: Laughed the trucks. Percy thought they were helping. Percy: I'll pretend to stop at the station, but the trucks will push me passed the board. Then I'll make them stop. I can do that wherever I like. Ringo Starr: Every wise engine knows that you cannot trust trucks. Trucks: Go on! Go on! Ringo Starr: They yelled, and bumped Percy's driver and fireman off the footplate. Percy: Ow! Ringo Starr: Said Percy. Sliding pass the board, Percy was frantic. Percy: That's enough! (Percy falls into the water) Ringo Starr: Percy was sunk. The Fat Controller: You are a very disobedient engine. Ringo Starr: Percy knew that voice. Percy: Please, sir. Get me out, sir. I'm truly sorry, sir. The Fat Controller: No, Percy, we cannot do that till high tide. I hope it will teach you to obey orders. Percy: Yes, sir. Ringo Starr: It was dark when they brought floating cranes to rescue Percy. He was too cold and stiff to move by himself. (Percy is lifted onto a flatbed) Ringo Starr: Next day, he was sent to the works on Henry's goods train. Henry: Well, well, well! Ringo Starr: Chuckled Henry. Henry: Did you like the water? Percy: No. Henry: I am surprised. You need more determination, Percy. "Water's nothing to an engine with determination" you know. Perhaps you will like it better next time. Ringo Starr: Percy is quite determined that there won't be a "next time".
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ADJUSTMENT FOR ADDED REALISM Narrator (Ringo Starr): One day, Henry longed for a bit of peace, yet found Percy at the center of attention among a few engines. Percy was recounting how he braved inclement weather to come to Thomas's aid. Percy: The rain was pouring, and water was practically swirling around my wheels. Visibility was near zero, but I kept pushing forward. Bill: Wow, Percy, that's pretty courageous of you. Percy: Oh, it's not a big deal really. A bit of water doesn't bother an engine with some grit. Ben: Share more of your stories, Percy! Henry: What's all this commotion here? Narrator: Henry grumbled, somewhat annoyed. Henry: This shed is meant for the Fat Controller's engines. Please leave. Such nonsensical distractions. Narrator: Henry couldn't hide his disdain. Percy: They're just sharing stories. Narrator: Percy was rather enjoying the gathering. Henry: They're nonsense, and you're being silly too. "A bit of water doesn't bother an engine with some grit"? Really! Percy: Regardless... Narrator: Percy cheekily continued. Percy: ...I'm not scared of a little water. I quite enjoy it, actually. Narrator: Off he went towards the harbour, humming to himself. Percy: Once an engine attached to a train was worried about a bit of rain... Henry: It seems no one will let me forget the time I stayed in the tunnel, fearing the rain would ruin my paint job. Narrator: Henry grumbled, feeling slighted. Meanwhile, Thomas was scrutinizing the sign by the quay. Thomas: Danger. We mustn't ignore that. Narrator: He remarked firmly. Thomas: That's an order. "Danger" signals a severe risk. Narrator: Thomas explained, recalling a past mishap. Thomas: I ignored a danger sign once and ended up in a mine. Percy: I don't see any mine here. Narrator: Percy commented, unaware that the quay's foundation had weakened, causing the tracks to slope dangerously into the sea. Percy: Silly sign. Narrator: Percy scoffed, devising a risky plan. Percy: Listen, trucks, give me a push at the quay, will you? Narrator: The idea of bumping an engine was novel to the trucks, sparking excitement among them. Percy: My driver isn't in on this. Narrator: Percy snickered, thinking he was in control. Trucks: Go on! Go on! Narrator: The trucks cheered, unintentionally knocking Percy's driver and fireman off their stand. Percy: Whoa! Narrator: Percy exclaimed, zooming past the warning sign, then he began to panic. Percy: Enough! Stop! (Percy takes an unintended plunge into the water) Narrator: Percy was submerged. The Fat Controller: Percy, you've been very foolish. Narrator: Percy recognized that voice anywhere. Percy: Please, sir, help me. I regret my actions. The Fat Controller: I'm afraid we'll have to wait for the tide. Perhaps this will remind you to follow instructions next time. Percy: Yes, sir. I understand. Narrator: In the darkness, cranes worked to salvage Percy, too chilled and rigid to move on his own. (The next day, Percy is transported on a flatbed) Narrator: The following morning, Percy was sent to the works atop Henry's freight train. Henry: Well, well, look who we have here! Enjoy your swim? Percy: Not in the least. Henry: Surprising. Remember, Percy, "A bit of water doesn't bother an engine with some grit." Maybe you'll manage better if there's a next time. Narrator: Percy is adamant in his hope that there will never be a "next time".