1. Judy Hopps: - "Carrots are great and all, but have you ever tried doughnuts dipped in hot sauce? Talk about a kick to the ol' cottontail!" 2. Nick Wilde: - "I never thought I'd say this, but I'm officially a fan of Gazelle's new hit single, 'Predator's Lullaby.' It's got a good beat for a con artist's cardio." 3. Chief Bogo: - "Everyone clear out! I've declared a Code 762! That's right, 'Dance-Off.' I didn't get these hooves just for paperwork!" 4. Flash: - "Sloths in the fast lane? Tonight, we're going to try speed dating. I've even got my speediest joke... What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregn--... You know what, I'll tell you tomorrow." 5. Gazelle: - "I've decided to take my show to the next level: underwater concerts! You haven't heard true music till you've heard me belting it out with a school of tuna as backup dancers!" 6. Clawhauser: - "Yes, I'm on a diet. That's why I'm only eating frosted doughnuts today - they say icing is great for hydration... or was it gelato?" 7. Mayor Lionheart: - "Take note, Assistant Mayor Bellwether, we're going to solve traffic jams by replacing cars with trampolines. Everyone will just bounce to work!" 8. Assistant Mayor Bellwether: - "Oh joy, my dream come true! A citywide initiative to shear all wooly citizens for a massive, communal sweater. We'll all be quite literally, tightly-knit."