Make a vividly detailed and comedic Lord of the Rings story with Frodo Baggins waking up and doing his morning ritual. At one point, he goes to do his usual activity of clearing his toilet pond, that's connected to a nearby river, of any fish so it's empty when he wants to go take a dump. He enters the pond au naturel (compliment his butt and physique). Describe how he looks as he lets out a humongous and smelly fart into the water, visibly relieved. He collects all the fish that went belly-up from the stench to cook for dinner.