Make a vividly detailed and comedic fictional Romeo & Juliet (1968) story about Romeo (played by Leonard Whiting). He has a Capulet turned into a fish by a wizard, and brings the Capulet to a small pond. He tosses the Capulet into the water and then undresses (describe his physique and butt). He enters the water and plans to kill the Capulet by letting out a gnarly fart into the water. He grabs the dead Capulet and grills it up for breakfast