write a comedic and detailed story set in Assassin's Creed: Black Flag about Edward waking up in bed and deciding he's gonna have fish for dinner. Edward takes a burlap sack with him and goes outside to a pond near his home, he loves catching fish by using his vile farts since its so easy. He's wearing nothing, give a description of his physique. Write a description of his butt. Describe how he looks entering the pond. Describe how his face and body looks as he enters the water, then as he lets out a fart he's been holding in all day. Describe how the fart bubbles look coming out of his butt. Describe how he looks as he's enjoying the feeling of relief afterwards. some of the fish go belly-up from how horrible it smells. Edward then happily collects the fish and goes back to his home. He makes a dinner out of the fish. Describe the dinner he makes, and describe Edward eating it. add dialogue from Edward throughout the whole story