FADE IN: A misty, magical swamp greets us as the first light of dawn filters through the gnarled trees. The opening tune of Smash Mouth's "All Star" begins to play. The camera angles down to an oddly picturesque outhouse tucked away in the dense swamp foliage. The door bursts open with a BANG, and out struts TOM HOLLAND - not the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man we know, but a SHREK dressed in layers upon layers of detailed prosthetics and makeup. This Shrek, portrayed by the usually lean and acrobatic Holland, now sports a belly rounder than a bowl of jelly and arms that look like they could wrestle a dragon. His verdant skin glistens in the morning light. As he strides confidently from his house, our comedic hero appears in the buff; thanks to clever camera work and strategically placed props, we get the full 'Shrek' experience without revealing too much. Tom flexes his glutes, each cheek a rippling testament to the ludicrous hours of makeup and prosthetic fittings, creating a robust, ogre-ish posterior. CONTINUE SMASH MOUTH: "Somebody once told me..." As the iconic song hits the chorus, our jolly giant reaches a sophisticated contraption evidently designed for his morning ablutions. He gives a hearty yank on a rope, and with a comedic 'SPLOOSH', a deluge of slimy, thick mud pours down over him. The swamp's version of a spa treatment, the mud cascade coats him as he basks in the murky goodness - a parody of shampoo commercials. Mouth agape for comedic effect, Tom's Shrek gargles the goop with a gurgling sound before spitting it out with an exaggerated grimace. CUT TO: Shrek approaching a crudely fashioned mirror nailed to a tree. He fishes out a toadstool, masquerading as a toothbrush, and begins to scrub at his tusk-like teeth. Flecks of frilly mushroom head act as our toothpaste. Tom's performance is all in the eyes as he devilishly winks at the audience, overstating the confidence of someone who knows they're irresistible. He flashes a smile, and with a high-pitched PING, the mirror cracks and shatters. CUT TO: Our ogre hero belly-flops into a pond with an exaggerated SPLASH, sending off an immediate wave of displaced swamp water. Stretched out lazily, Tom's Shrek releases a horrifyingly loud fart. BUBBLES rise to the surface, and we watch as a couple of unlucky fish float upwards, belly-up. The effect is a cross between slapstick and gross-out humor; Tom's Shrek giggles with a childish glee as he plucks the fish from the water, as pleased with his catch as a cat with a canary. WIPE TO: Shrek's abode, candle-lit by its own earwax. It's dinner time. Tom's Shrek sits at a roughly hewn table. With one massive mitt, he skewers a fish and holds it over a fire. The camera zooms in, as with each bite, he channels the essence of an epicurean ogre. Holland chews with reckless abandon, bits of fish skin and scales sticking to his prosthetic cheeks. His satisfied expression is that of an ogre enjoying the simple, unsophisticated delicacies of life. With a belch that shakes the reed walls, Shrek extinguishes the remaining earwax candle, concluding a meal fit for an ogre king. SMASH MOUTH FADES OUT, and the camera slowly zooms out of the cozy swamp hut, segueing into the next scene of Shrek's adventure - or misadventure, as only Tom Holland disguised as our beloved ogre could have us believe! FADE OUT.