please write a detailed and comedic story about Serie A Roma player Edoardo Bove waking up and going to a pond for a bath. He goes au naturel (describe his skin color, butt, face, physique) and enters the water. Describe how he looks as he washes himself. While washing himself, he takes the opportunity to let out a fart he's been holding in from polite company, enjoying the relief. Under the water, the smell inside the fart bubbles kill fish. Since the fish died behind him, describe what makes Edoardo finally notice the dead fish. He happily collects them and goes back to his home to cook a dinner using them. Describe what recipe he decides on, and describe him cooking it. Add dialogue from Edoardo in his Italian accent throughout the story