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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:24 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) [player]: "Uh... what's happening to you?" Enderwoman: "It's... it's time." [player]: "Time for what?" (Enderwoman teleports away, leaving [player] confused and concerned) [player]: "What in the world was that all about? I should follow her."
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([player] follows the Enderwoman, cautiously approaching her as she gives birth to a small Endermite) [player]: "Oh, congratulations, you have a baby Endermite!" Enderwoman: "Thank you. I'm sorry for attacking you earlier. I was just scared for my baby's safety." [player]: "It's okay, I understand. Can I help you with anything?" Enderwoman: "Actually, yes. I could use some food for my baby. Endermites eat Chorus Fruit." [player]: "I think I have some in my backpack. Let me check." ([player] digs through their backpack and finds some Chorus Fruit) [player]: "Here you go." Enderwoman: "Thank you. You know, you're not like other humans. You're kind." [player]: "Well, I try to be. We all have our differences and we can learn from each other." Enderwoman: "You're right. Maybe we can work together to make this world a better place." [player]: "I'd like that. Let's start by making sure your baby Endermite grows up strong and healthy." (The Enderwoman smiles at [player] and teleports away with her baby, leaving [player] feeling grateful for the experience and hopeful for the future.)