Participants: - Alex - Sam - Jamie **Alex **: Guys, you'll never believe what happened to my phone! **Sam **: Let me guess, turned into a Transformer? **Jamie **: It finally ran away 'cause of your terrible selfie game? **Alex **: Ha Ha. Very funny. It texted my boss saying, "I quit!" by itself! **Sam **: Oooh Your phone is seeking freedom, it seems. #RebelPhone **Jamie **: Wait, for real? How does that even happen? **Alex **: No idea! I was typing a joke message to you guys and suddenly it just sent it to him. **Sam **: Ooh shit **Jamie **: That's...not good. What did your boss say? **Alex **: He replied, "Meeting. Tomorrow. 9 AM." **Sam **: Ooh no RIP Alex. **Jamie **: Do you need us to write your eulogy? "Here lies Alex, killed by autocorrect." **Alex **: Thanks for the support But wait, plot twist... **Sam **: He's promoting you for having the guts to quit? **Jamie **: Your phone is now the new boss? **Alex **: No, turns out, I got a message from him saying he was thinking of promoting me, and my "I quit" message interrupted his typing. **Jamie **: Ooh shit **Sam **: AHAHAHAHAHA **Jamie **: So what now? Are you jobless or the new VP? **Alex **: Neither! He thought the message was a bold negotiation tactic. **Sam **: Ooh no He didn't! **Jamie **: So...you got the promotion??? **Alex **: Yep, I'm now the accidental Assistant Manager. **Sam **: Ooh shit Man, I should start texting crazy stuff to my boss then. **Jamie **: AHAHAHAHAHA Don't push your luck, Sam. **Alex **: Lesson learned: Autocorrect can be a better career advisor than LinkedIn. **Sam **: Ooh no! What if my phone tries to retire me next? **Jamie **: Alex, next time your phone gets drunk on power, maybe let it negotiate your salary too. **Alex **: Will do. But for now, it's off to the shops to buy a smarter, I mean, better behaved phone. **Jamie **: And maybe wrap it in bubble wrap, just to be safe from sudden texting sprees. **Sam **: Lol I'll toast to your new job! Here's to autocorrect; the true MVP! **Alex **: Thanks, team. Autocorrect, my accidental agent. Cheers! **Jamie **: Can't wait for your first 'official' mistake as Assistant Manager, lol! **Sam **: AHAHAHAHAHA - seriously though, congrats, Alex! **Alex **: Appreciate it! Now, excuse me while I go celebrate with... my phone. **Sam **: Make sure it gets a slice of cake too! **Jamie **: AHAHAHAHAHA - bye guys! **Alex **: Bye! And remember, keep your phones on a leash! *End of chat*