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“Make a black comedy story here...Dick Grayson getting ready to marry Harley Quin” (1 conversations)
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Mar 26, 2024 at 9:08 AM PDT
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Make a black comedy story here...Dick Grayson getting ready to marry Harley Quinn here in Gotham's cathedral...decorations...food...church and wedding music played by Zatanna figuring as she figures...its the perfect time to practice smiling...always a good time to practice smiling...like right now...as she reminds herself that funeral and wedding music are two different things.........there is a heavily drunk Jason Todd and a heavily drunk Stephanie Brown as well......as Stephanie drunkenly thinks...wait...if Harley marries Dick...then...that doesn't mean Harley is 'family' now?..and Jason's response?..jugs the whole damn bottle......Barbara Gordon is there on wheelchair as well...with an eye-twitch...forced smile on her face......she is definitely not thinking her past relationships with Dick...no way...Dinah whispering to Vixen that according to Huntress...Dick is NOT being mind-controlled...and Tim mumbling about not having enough coffee to forget this moment...perhaps coffee + alcohol...a daring synthesis...Damian and Cassandra not there for the wedding...Poison Ivy sighing...well...Harley and Nightwing...who would have thought...as Poison Ivy used to date Harley...but...alas...hmph......Killer Frost is here if only because to see Batman seethe...and Catwoman can only imagine how Batman is feeling right now...all the while Clayface is just there to see the wedding......Signal trying to recall that one technique he learned to see if it was a dream or not......and Batwoman sighing..so this is happening.........while Cyborg just eats the food...prepared by Wally West who is in fact internally screaming right now...but hey...food is food...Superboy thinks so too...figuring if he eats enough...maybe he can digest the idea that Dick is marrying Harley Quinn while Huntress grumbling about this wedding...then deciding to eat as well...maybe if she eats enough or all of the food and drink all the alcohol...she'll be too busy dieting to forget this wedding ever happened......while Raven sighs............Donna blinking rapidly...Cassie Sandmark realizing no...this is NOT a dream......Starfire thinning his lips...Dick marrying Harley Quinn...very well then...as Starfire quietly sighs...as she knows of her history with Dick...but if Dick is truly happy with this...while Garth and Arsenal debate on getting the drinks too and getting drunk like Jason Todd...only for Garth to realize he can't get drunk easily...but Arsenal can...and the priest there is well...Two-Face......and Batman is in the crowd...seething...like sure...Dick's went out with a lot of women...including Starfire and Barbara...but...THIS?........and Superman simply comforts Batman is all...and Green Arrow stroking his beard...asking Hal Jordan to punch him...just in case he's dreaming right now...while Alfred...more or less...respects Dick's decision...but acknowledges that life at Wayne Manor will be very...interesting...from now on......and Deathstroke is there...Nightwing's nemesis...as he wonders if this will change their dynamics...because...of all the things...Dick marrying Harley...the lady associated with the Joker who killed Jason Todd...well...as Deathstroke quietly chuckles...because maybe...Grayson really became the 'I can fix her' to Harley Quinn...and seeing Batman seethe?..worth it.......and Talia Al Ghul is there...a flicker of surprised contemplation...as she too hears from her spy...Dick Grayson is in fact...not being coerced by any of them...Dick really wants to marry Harley Quinn....as Wonder Woman grimly smiles at the wedding...while Deadshot laughs loudly as he gets a drink.... add with dialogues
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In the ornate cathedral of Gotham, festooned with a bizarre amalgamation of classic wedding white and Harley Quinn's chaotic flair of red and black, the world's most unlikely wedding takes place. Outside, Gotham continues its night, oblivious to the peculiar union inside its most hallowed walls. DICK GRAYSON, in a tuxedo that somehow incorporates his Nightwing motif, stands at the altar, a half-nervous, half-excited grin plastered to his handsome face. HARLEY QUINN, decked in a wedding dress that's equal parts elegant and anarchic, practically bounces up the aisle, her usual beaming smile wider than ever. At the organ, ZATANNA plays the wedding march with a flourish, mumbling under her breath, "Always a good time to practice smiling...like now. And remember, Zee, funeral and wedding music are not the same." Nearby, a HEAVILY DRUNK JASON TODD and STEPHANIE BROWN cling to each other for support. Stephanie slurs, "So... if Harley marries Dick, does that mean she's 'family' now?" Jason responds by chugging the rest of his bottle and grimacing, "At this rate, everyone's gonna be 'family.'" BARBARA GORDON, watching from her wheelchair, forces a smile so tight it could snap. "Definitely not thinking about the past," she murmurs to herself, not entirely convincingly. DINAH, whispering to VIXEN with a smirk, "According to Huntress, Dick's running on all cylinders. No mind control." TIM DRAKE, clutching a cup of coffee with a dash of something stronger added, mumbles, "I'm gonna need a stronger blend to erase this from my memory." Notably absent are DAMIAN and CASSANDRA, while POISON IVY watches from a distance, a wistful expression on her face. "Harley and Nightwing...who would've thought..." she sighs, wondering where her relationship with Harley went astray. CATWOMAN leans toward BATMAN, whispering, "Can't imagine what's going through your head right now," as they watch from the crowd, the Dark Knight's jaw set so tight it could crush diamonds. KILLER FROST is near the back, a smirk on her lips, "Came to see Batman seethe. Not disappointed." Two-Face, the appointed PRIEST for this chaos, flips his coin, then declares, "It's your lucky day. You may kiss the bride." As Harley and Dick lock lips, an uproar of disparate reactions fills the church. BATMAN finally speaks in a low growl to SUPERMAN standing beside him, "Of all the unpredictable outcomes of my career, this was not on the list." SUPERMAN pats Batman on the shoulder, offering him a sympathetic look, "Love works in mysterious ways, Bruce." GREEN ARROW strokes his beard, bemused, nudging HAL JORDAN, "Someone, please tell me this is some elaborate dream." ALFRED, ever the stoic butler, simply says, "Master Bruce, life at Wayne Manor will certainly be...livelier from now on." DEATHSTROKE, lurking in the shadows, can't help but let out a quiet chuckle, "Never thought I'd see the day. Grayson marrying into the Joker's legacy. Gotham never ceases to amaze." TALIA AL GHUL, watching from afar, whispers to a shadow beside her, "We underestimated Dick Grayson. This changes everything." As the ceremony concludes, WONDER WOMAN approaches BATMAN, offering a hand on his arm and a grim smile, "It's an...interesting day for justice and love to intertwine." DEADSHOT, at the bar, laughs boisterously, raising his glass in a toast, "To the bride and groom! You couldn't make this up!" Amid the chaos, laughter, and whispered snark, the wedding party moves to the reception, a testament to Gotham's ability to blend light and dark, chaos and order, into one unforgettable night.