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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:37 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) Enderwoman: "AAH! Not now!" [player]: "What's wrong?" Enderwoman: "My contractions are starting!" [player]: "Contractions? Are you pregnant?" Enderwoman: "Yes, I am! My mate and I have been trying to have a child for so long, and now it's finally happening." [player]: "Congratulations! Is there anything I can do to help?" Enderwoman: "Actually...yes. I need to find my mate. He's been out searching for food, but he should be back soon. Can you help me find him?" [player]: "Of course! Let's go search for him together." Enderwoman: "Thank you so much! I'm Andr, by the way."
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[player]: "Nice to meet you, Andr. I'm [player]." Andr: "Let's start searching in the direction that my mate usually goes to hunt." (The duo travels for a while until they hear some commotion) [player]: "Do you hear that?" Andr: "Yes, that sounds like my mate. Let's go!" (They rush to find Andr's mate engaged in a fight with a group of zombies) Andr's mate: "Andr! I found food, but these zombies-" Andr: "We need to get out of here! My contractions have started." Andr's mate: "Let's move quickly then." (The group makes their way back to the safety of the house. Andr's mate helps her settle in and prepares for the delivery) [player]: "Is there anything I can do?" Andr: "Could you please get some water for me?" [player]: "Sure thing." (As [player] gets the water, Andr's contractions become intense. With some coaching from her mate, she eventually delivers a healthy Enderman baby) Andr: "Thank you so much for helping us, [player]." [player]: "It was my pleasure. Congratulations on the new addition to your family." Andr's mate: "We are forever grateful." (Player smile, happy to have helped the grateful couple)