[Verse] He walks to work with a grumble in his step Serving Krabby Patties, oh, the regret His dreams of fame and fortune never came true But he's got a clarinet and he knows how to play it, too [Chorus] Squidward, Squidward, he's the king of frown (frowny face) Squidward, Squidward, always wearin' a frown (frown, frown) He hates his job at the Krusty Krab (uh-huh, uh-huh) But we still love him, sorry, not sorry, Squidward! [Verse] He's got a secret passion, hidden from the world Painting masterpieces, his emotions unfurled But his talents are ridiculed, no one understands In his artful expressions, he finds solace, he finds a chance [Chorus] Squidward, Squidward, he's the king of frown (frowny face) Squidward, Squidward, always wearin' a frown (frown, frown) He hates his job at the Krusty Krab (uh-huh, uh-huh) But we still love him, sorry, not sorry, Squidward! [Bridge] In a pineapple, his neighbor, SpongeBob, resides With his eternal optimism, he tries to turn the tides But Squidward, oh, he's stuck in his melancholy ways Finding peace in his solitude, where he often stays [Chorus] Squidward, Squidward, he's the king of frown (frowny face) Squidward, Squidward, always wearin' a frown (frown, frown) He hates his job at the Krusty Krab (uh-huh, uh-huh) But we still love him, sorry, not sorry, Squidward! [Outro] So let's raise a glass to the grumpy one, so misunderstood For in his gruff exterior, lies something good Squidward, oh, we see your pain, your heart's desire Keep wearing that frown, for it only fuels your fire