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“(In a base in the sky) Amatsu: "Bruh, we've never had a single call! It's been F” (21 conversations)
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1 turn May 24, 2023 at 11:46 PM EDT United States , Michigan
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(In a base in the sky) Amatsu: "Bruh, we've never had a single call! It's been FIVE. FUCKING. YEARS." Alatreon: "Shut up, Amatsu. Master Nillious will come up with something. We've got to stop Expunged - its getting too powerful." (Alatreon notices four strange, orange tentacles coming from a vents.) Alatreon: "What the...?" (The tentacles retreat into the vents.) Alatreon: "Okay, SOMEBODY is going to have to go into the vents and find out what's in it-" MX: "WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (MX charges right into the vents.) Alatreon: "Oh my god, he just ran in." (In the vents) MX: "There you are, thing in the vents." ???: "Huh...somebody found their way in here." (The thing in the vents faces MX.) ???: "If it isn't MX." MX: "...is that you, Stinger Flynn?" Stinger Flynn: "Yes. But what brings you here?" (In the control room) Nillious: "Yamata, are the engines up and running?" Yamata: "Yes, Master Nillious." Nillious: "Teostra, are the cannons loaded up?" Teostra: "Yep!" (MX and Stinger Flynn emerge from the vents.) MX: "Master Nillious! I found this guy in the vents!" Nillious: "Who the fuck are you?" (Nillious looks around Stinger Flynn.) Nillious: "No liver...no intestines...no pancreas...what the fuck am I supposed to eat if there's nothing TO eat?!" (Stinger Flynn facepalms with one of his 6 tentacles.) Yamata: "Master Nillious, I think our team will become even stronger if Stinger Flynn joins us!" Nillious: "Huh?" Yamata: "Just think about it - 6 tentacles, one body. We've got 59 members, so it should make sense that adding Stinger Flynn should be our 60th member." Nillious: "...okay. Yamata, I think you're right." (Nillious sticks out his hand.) Nillious: "What to you say, Stinger Flynn? Care to join us?"
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Stinger Flynn: "Hmm, the idea sounds appealing. I suppose I could use some company after being stuck in these vents for so long." (Stinger Flynn extends one of his tentacles and shakes Nillious's hand.) Stinger Flynn: "I'm in." Nillious: "Excellent. Welcome to the team, Stinger Flynn." Teostra: "Does this mean we get to finally go on a mission?" Yamata: "Oh, I certainly hope so." Amatsu: "Finally, some action!" Alatreon: "Let's not get too ahead of ourselves. We still need to come up with a plan to stop Expunged." Nillious: "Agreed. But for now, let's celebrate our new member. Yamata, bring out the sake." And with that, the team welcomed their newest member and toasted to their future missions together.