[The scene opens with a quaint, misty pond nestled in the heart of Hawkins. Steve Harrington's familiar voice narrates.] Steve's Voice: "You know, fighting interdimensional monsters can really work up a sweat. And nothing beats that like a dip in good ol' Hawkins Pond." [Cut to a wide shot of the serene pond. Suddenly, from behind the trees, a golden beam of sunlight highlights our hero: Steve "The Hair" Harrington, stripped down to a vintage-inspired swim trunk, his famous locks tied back into a practical yet stylish man bun.] Steve saunters towards the water's edge, each step in slow motion to accentuate his '80s-tastic physique, equally toned from bat-swinging, monster-slaying, and baby-sitting. He shoots a sassy wink at the camera before gracefully diving in, executing the perfect Harrington Plop. [Underwater shot. Bubbles trail behind Steve as he serenely swims around, becoming one with the pond's ecosystem.] Steve's Voice: "Sometimes, you gotta take a moment for yourself. A time to unwind... and let it all out." [Surface shot of Steve. He wears a look of pure, undiluted relaxation. His eyes close, a contented smile curls his lips. Suddenly, we hear a cartoonishly prolonged bubbling sound.] [A school of fish are immediately startled, scattering away as bubbles erupt at the surface. Then, a couple of innocent-looking fish float up, belly-up, eyes crossed out in a comically exaggerated expression of toxic shock. The pond ripples with the aftereffects of Steve's aquatic relief. He opens one eye and gracefully swims over to one of the floating fish.] Steve's Voice: "And hey, who said something good can't come out of a little... natural release?" [Steve re-emerges triumphantly from the pond, holding the fish like a trophy. A goofy grin spreads across his face as he imagines the dinner potential.] Steve's Voice: "Steve Harrington's Eau de Pond: making the best out of every situation, one ripple at a time." [Cut back to the sunny pond as Steve, still in the buff and holding the fish, winks at the camera once more.] Steve: "Better out than in, I always say. And dinner... Well, that's just a bonus." [The screen fades to black with the sound of cheerful '80s music. Large neon letters spell out: Stranger Things. A subtitle adds, "Because there's something fishy in Hawkins, and it's not just Steve's cooking."] Voice-over: "Stranger Things: Come for the adventure, stay for the Steve." [The screen winks out as the music fades, leaving everyone with a chuckle and an inexplicable craving for fish...] [Disclaimer: No interdimensional creatures were harmed in the making of this relaxation technique.]