Please write a a comedic and vividly detailed story about teen Connor Kenway from Assassins Creed 3. He wakes up and decides on catching fish for breakfast with his vile farts. He enters waist-deep into a nearby pond au naturel (describe his physique and butt). Describe how he looks as he's farting. Describe how he looks as he grins goofily while enjoying the relief as some fish go bellyup from how bad it smelt. Add dialogue throughout the story