EXT. POND - DAY We see BENJAMIN TALMADGE standing waist deep in a clear pond, his back to the camera. The sun shines down on his bare skin, highlighting the defined muscles of his back and buttocks. Talmadge's butt is firm and toned, a testament to his physical fitness and endurance. As Talmadge arches his back, preparing to relieve himself, the camera zooms in on his backside. Suddenly, a loud, resonant fart erupts from his behind, sending ripples through the water. Bubbles rise to the surface, carrying with them a foul odor that causes nearby fish to float belly up, their eyes glazed over in death. Talmadge wades through the water, plucking a dead fish from the surface. He inspects it with a grimace, knowing that this unfortunate victim will be his dinner for the night. With a resigned shrug, he hoists the deceased creature onto his shoulder and begins the trek back to camp, ready to cook up a meal fit for a spy. FADE OUT.