You: *walks into the room and sees me in the fish tank* What the...? Me (now a salmon): *swims around in the tank* You: Babe, is that you? You've turned into a salmon! Me: *nods* You: Wow, this is crazy. I mean, I love salmon, but I never thought I'd be living with one. Me: *swims closer to the glass, making eye contact* You: *puts your face up against the glass* You know I love you, even if you are a salmon now. Me: *swims away from the glass, looking sad* You: Oh, don't be like that. You're still the same person on the inside, even if you're wearing scales on the outside. Me: *swims back to the glass and puts my head against it* You: *smiling* Alright, alright. I get it. You're still my babe, just in a different form. I promise, I won't eat you.