Entering the break: 1. "SpongeBob will be right back. Yippee." 2. "Time for a commercial break. Oh joy." 3. "Hold onto your jellyfish nets. Ads ahead. Sigh." 4. "Go make yourself a snack. I'll be here, waiting." 5. "We interrupt your underwater adventure for some thrilling advertisements. Not really." Exiting the break: 1. "And we're back to the pineapple under the sea. Lucky us." 2. "Thanks for enduring the break. SpongeBob's misery continues." 3. "Advertisements defeated. SpongeBob resumes his mundane life." 4. "Welcome back. Wait, was anyone excited to return?" 5. "And we're live again. SpongeBob fans, rejoice. Or not."