Cluster 81
“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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1 turn Jun 11, 2023 at 1:32 PM EDT United States , Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) Enderwoman: "AAH! Not now!" [player]: "What's wrong?" Enderwoman: "My contractions are starting!"
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[player]: "Contractions? Are you...pregnant?" Enderwoman: "Yes, I am. And I need to find a safe place to give birth." [player]: "Of course, I'll help you. We can make a safe space for you and your baby." Enderwoman: "Thank you. I didn't expect anyone to help me." [player]: "It's the least I can do. Let's get started on a shelter for you and your baby." (the two begin to build a shelter together) Enderwoman: "I never thought a human would be so kind to me." [player]: "Well, we're not all so different. We all have families to protect and care for." Enderwoman: "I suppose you're right. Thank you for showing me that." (eventually, the shelter is complete) [player]: "There you go. A safe place for you and your baby." Enderwoman: "Thank you so much. This means the world to me." [player]: "Glad to help. And if you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask." (the two bid each other farewell as the Enderwoman settles into her shelter to give birth)