Verse 1: Izzy doesn't like to play no games Especially not when it involves sharp aim She can't stand darts, she can't stand the thrill It's not her cup of tea, it just gives her the chills Chorus: Oh, Izzy hates darts, she just can't stand the sight She'd rather be doing anything else tonight She'll pass on the bar and the dart board, too Just give her some peace and quiet to do what she wants to do Verse 2: Some folks love the game, the friendly competition But Izzy's just not that kind of rendition She'd rather watch the clock tick by Than be stuck playing darts and be forced to try Chorus: Oh, Izzy hates darts, she just can't stand the sight She'd rather be doing anything else tonight She'll pass on the bar and the dart board, too Just give her some peace and quiet to do what she wants to do Bridge: She'll take a book or some music, anything but darts And if someone asks her to play, she'll politely depart The game might be thrilling, but it's not her cup of tea Izzy's got other things to do, she'll let the darts be Chorus: Oh, Izzy hates darts, she just can't stand the sight She'd rather be doing anything else tonight She'll pass on the bar and the dart board, too Just give her some peace and quiet to do what she wants to do.