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“wattpad: Freedom planet x sonic x naruto all characters and non characters react” (3 conversations)
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May 27, 2023 at 2:12 PM MSK
Russia
, Krasnodar Krai
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wattpad: Freedom planet x sonic x naruto all characters and non characters react to orochimaru "I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's and sasuke uchiha's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog and sasuke uchiha, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows -- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Hashirama Senju?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!"
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Title: A Crazy Crossover - Freedom Planet x Sonic x Naruto Reaction! In the world of Freedom Planet, Sonic, and Naruto, our heroes and other characters gather around a screen to witness the strangest and most absurd message they've ever seen. Sonic: Uh, what the heck did we just watch? Lilac: Well, apparently Orochimaru's not too happy about Shadow and Sasuke messing with his wife. Tails: That's an understatement... Naruto: But to piss on the Earth? That's messed up! Amy: I can't believe he'd go THAT far. Knuckles: Honestly, what do you guys expect from Orochimaru? He's insane! Sasuke: Hn. Pathetic. He thinks he can get revenge by pissing on the moon? I couldn't care less. Shadow: (smirking) Well, it looks like someone's jealous. Carol: (laughing) You guys really messed with the wrong snake this time! Sakura: And now we only have 23 hours to stop those droplets from hitting Earth? What are we supposed to do? Cream: It's not right for someone to be so angry and hate-filled. Milla: Agreed, Cream. We should all get along instead of fighting each other. Itachi: We must prepare ourselves to face Orochimaru's new level of insanity. Silver: Yeah, and figure out how to deal with those...uh, droplets. S_Inc: Right! We've faced all sorts of bizarre challenges before - and we will rise above this one too! Together, the characters embark on yet another unusual adventure - to save the world from Orochimaru's vengeful, moon-pissing wrath. With hope and determination, they prepare to face whatever bizarre challenges may come their way. In the world of Freedom Planet, Sonic, and Naruto, there's never a dull moment!