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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:31 PM EDT
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) Enderwoman: "AAH! Not now!" [player]: "What's wrong?"
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Enderwoman: "I'm...I'm going into labor! I'm about to have a baby Enderman!" [player]: "Oh, uh...congratulations?" Enderwoman: "I need to find a safe place to give birth. Can you help me?" [player]: "Of course! Let me grab some materials to make a shelter." (Enderwoman and [player] work together to quickly build a shelter. Soon, the baby Enderman is born.) Enderwoman: "Thank you for your help. I'm sorry for attacking you earlier." [player]: "It's alright. I'm just glad I could help." Enderwoman: "I should get going. We Endermen are a nomadic people." [player]: "Well, take care. And congratulations again!" (The Enderwoman and the baby Enderman teleport away, leaving [player] to finish their building project with a newfound understanding of Enderman culture.)