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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Base is done! No mob's going to get throug” (31 conversations)
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Jun 10, 2023 at 8:29 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Base is done! No mob's going to get through THESE defenses!" (A Wither Skeleton suddenly strikes [player]'s shield) [player]: "Whoa!" Wither Skeleton: "Finally! I've been waiting for this!" (The Wither Skeleton continuously strikes at [player]'s shield) [player]: "Hey! Stop it!" Wither Skeleton: "I've been waiting to get my revenge, filthy Piglin! You will pay for what you've done to my pet Strider!" [player]: "What are you talking about? I'm not a Piglin! I'm a player! And I haven't done anything to your Strider!" Wither Skeleton: "Liar! I saw you and your kind attacking my Strider and stealing its soul! You will never get away with this!" [player]: "I think you've got the wrong person. I haven't seen any Piglins or Striders around here. Maybe it was someone else." Wither Skeleton: "No, I'm sure it was you! And now, you will suffer the same fate as my poor Strider!" (The Wither Skeleton charges at [player], but then [player] takes a closer look at the Wither Skeleton - her massive belly was contracting)
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[player]: "Wait a minute...are you pregnant?" Wither Skeleton: "...what? No! That's none of your business!" [player]: "No, I think it is. You're not attacking me because of some imaginary crime against your Strider. You're doing it because you're trying to protect your unborn child." Wither Skeleton: "..." [player]: "Look, I don't want any trouble. I'll leave you alone if you leave me alone. Deal?" Wither Skeleton: "...fine. But if I see any Piglins around here, I won't hesitate to attack." [player]: "Fair enough. See you later." (As [player] walks away, they can hear the small cries of the Wither Skeleton's child) [player]: "Huh. I never knew Wither Skeletons could have babies."