(Opening shot of a peaceful pond) Narrator: "This summer, get ready for a brand new adventure with everyone's favorite ogre." (Shot of Shrek jumping into the pond) Shrek: "Ah, there's nothing like a nice dip in the pond to start the day." (Shot of Shrek in the nude, with blurred-out private parts) Shrek: "Ahhh, feels good to let the old belly breathe." (Shot of fish dying in the pond) Shrek: (smiling mischievously) "Oops, did I just break wind again?" (Shot of a group of birds flying away) Shrek: "Hey, come back! I promise it's not that bad!" Narrator: "From the creators of the hit Shrek franchise, comes the most hilarious adventure yet - Shrek's Fish Fry Frenzy!" (Shot of Shrek pulling out a fishing rod) Shrek: "Now let's see if we can catch some lunch!" (Shot of fish jumping out of the pond) Shrek: "Oh great, the fish are practically jumping into my lap!" Narrator: "Featuring an all-star cast, including the return of Donkey and the introduction of new character, Stinky the Skunk." (Shot of Donkey and Stinky riding on Shrek's shoulders) Donkey: (with his classic laugh) "Oh, this is gonna be bad!" Stinky: (spraying his skunk scent) "Sorry about that, Shrek." Narrator: "Shrek's Fish Fry Frenzy - coming soon to a theater near you." (Shot of a fish flying into the camera) Shrek: "Oops, sorry about that!" (Camera fades out with a comedic sound effect and the words "Coming Soon")