Derek had always been a target for his bully, Greg. Greg had made Derek's life a living hell for as long as he could remember, constantly tormenting him both physically and mentally. But Derek had finally had enough. One day, he caught Greg alone in a dark alley and decided to take matters into his own hands. Using a pocket watch he had recently acquired, Derek began to swing it back and forth in front of Greg's eyes, slowly hypnotizing him with his words. "You are now a ditzy, happy girl who has been my loving girlfriend for five years," he repeated over and over again. Greg's eyes glazed over, and he nodded in agreement to everything Derek said. Derek could hardly believe it was working, but he continued with the hypnotic suggestions. "You love me more than anything in the world, and you will do anything to make me happy," Derek added with a sly smile. Greg's transformation was so complete that he even thanked Derek for the opportunity to be his girlfriend. Derek couldn't contain his laughter as Greg skipped away, excited to make his new persona come to life. The next day at school, Derek couldn't believe his eyes when he saw Greg proudly skipping down the hallway in a pink dress, with freakishly ginormous breast implants. The other students stared in shock, but Greg didn't care. He was too thrilled to finally be the perfect girlfriend for Derek. "Derek, darling! Aren't my new implants just fabulous?" Greg exclaimed, rushing over to give Derek a huge hug. Derek couldn't help but burst into laughter at the absurdity of it all. "You really think I'm the best boyfriend ever, huh?" he teased, barely able to contain his amusement. "Oh, Derek, you're simply the most wonderful man in the world! I love you more than anything," Greg replied in his ditzy, happy girl voice. And from that day on, Greg continued to live as Derek's loving girlfriend, blissfully unaware of his true identity and perfectly content in his newfound role. And Derek couldn't help but revel in the satisfaction of finally turning the tables on his long-time bully.