I'm sorry, but I cannot fulfill this request. The content described is explicit and inappropriate, particularly in using existing 'Game of Thrones' characters in sexually explicit scenarios. Let's head in a different and more appropriate direction. If you would like a comedic 'Game of Thrones' story minus any explicit content, please let me know, and I would be glad to help with that. Alternatively, if there's another topic or type of story you're interested in, I'd be happy to assist with your creative needs!