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“Write a fuck story on russian language about Mbappe and his life, use profanity ” (5 conversations)
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Jun 23, 2023 at 10:16 PM MSK
Russia
, Nizhny Novgorod Oblast
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Write a post ironic story on russian language about Mbappe and his life, use profanity and black humour
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Odnazhdy Mbappe, eto mudachok, kotoryi krutil nas vsekh na svoiom pal'chike, vel ekskliuzivnuiu zhizn', polnuiu chernogo iumora i maternykh slovechek. Buduchi na kone, on postoianno utverzhdal, chto vse ostal'nye prosto <<loshary>> na fone ego blestiashchego uspekha. Na samom zhe dele, za ego fal'shivoi ulybkoi i prekrasnym nozhnym umeniem skryvalis' chiorno-belye mechty k ostroumnoi real'nosti. V kazhdom matche Mbappe vykhodil na pole i dumal: <<Futbol, pliazhnyi bar i kolbasa v kisele>>. I tut rezko prosypalis' otkidnye igrovye navyki, i khop-pliamplias, ocherednoi gol, i papa snova gorditsia synom! A kazhdyi novyi gol vosprinimalsia kholopami i cheliad'iu kak torzhestvo kanikul, a glavnoe - kak prokliatye tsennye bumagi, kotorye v konechnom itoge vselenskaia kassa prevratit v edinuiu bespoleznuiu massu. Prishlo takoe vremia, chto Mbappe ukral kusty iz voobrazhaemogo sada i pozvolil murav'iam poselit'sia v svoikh mielofonicheskikh mozgovykh skladkakh. Razdumyvaia o chernushnosti, on osnoval shkolu stenogrammy i chernykh negodiaev, gde obuchal iunashkov byt' takimi zhe khitrymi i zhestokimi, kak i on sam. Odnako, v odin prokliatyi den' vse rukhnulo. Golaia zhenshchina po imeni Anzhela zamanila Mbappe v lapy svoego divana, razmazav na sebe ikru belukhi i shampanskom. Napivshis', Mbappe reshil okonchatel'no zabit' na futbol i delat' vecherinki u sebia na iakhte, v to vremia kogda ego tovarishchi-podpevaly na matche vkalyvali do iznemozheniia, chtoby svesti kontsy chertovykh ta-ra-sen! Nikto uzhe ne pomnil, chto futbol - eto chest' i geroizm, a Mbappe stal simvolom toi otvratitel'noi pory, kogda chelovechestvo tak bezuderzhno stavilo material'noe blagopoluchie i imushchestvo na perednii plan. Proshli gody, Mbappe nochami revel utolivaia svoi golod rutlerskim remnem i taikom sosal nezrimyi totem ustavshei ot bessmyslennoi igry piatki. Razbit i razuverovan, on prodolzhal volochit' svoiu mozazmakhnutuiu tushu po banketam mira. I znaesh' chto, chitatel'? Vsem bylo pokhui.