**Mystery Machine Fire** (To the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel) Scooby snacks, and Shaggy too, Velma's brain, Daphne's clue Fred's ascot, mystery van, another haunted caravan Zombie island, cyber chase, monster of Mexico's face, Loch Ness Monster, Samurai sword, Aloha spirit, spooky ford We didn't start the mystery, Been always lurking since the world's been turning We didn't start the mystery, No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it Creepy keeper, Miner Forty-Niner, Captain Cutler, glowing diver Phantom shadow, devil bear, we chase them down and we don't care Ghoul school, witch's ghost, vampire bats and toaster hosts Big Top circus, ghostly town, racing fast to take them down We didn't start the mystery, Been always creeping while the world's been sleeping We didn't start the mystery, But when we're gone it will still burn on and on and on and on... Space ape, mummy's curse, diving deep to find what's worse Haunted house and snow ghost, solving crimes from coast to coast Mud monster, tar beast, robotic clown's spooky feast Witch doctor, shadow man, with a mystery plan We didn't start the mystery, It's always lurking though the fog is swirling, We didn't start the mystery, We didn't light it but we might just fight it Time travel, dragon's fire, racing horses, stakes get higher Pirate ghosts and cat creatures, haunted mansions, spooky features Alien invaders, Scooby's cousin, haunted shores by the dozen, Tricky villains, masquerades, mysteries in the everglades We didn't start the mystery, Been always running since the world's been turning We didn't start the mystery, Yet we decode it and we always show it Crystal cove, the evil plan, ancient evils, spider clan Darkness lurks, they make a stand, with Scooby snacks and trusty van Curses, hexes, legend tells, spooky islands, magic spells Through it all, they stand tall, Mystery Inc. will solve them all! We didn't start the mystery, It's been always casting since the past's been lasting We didn't start the mystery, But when it's night, we'll bring it to light We didn't start the mystery, Been always lurking since the world's been turning We didn't start the mystery, No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it [Outro with iconic "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?" theme splice]