Write the following as a story. At mid lane, Ahri meets the newest champion, Naafiri. She is confused as to why a dog was chosen as the newest champion and mocks its appearance, taunting the dog while her exposed testicles dangle between her voluptuous thighs. Suddenly, Naafiri's cute face turns into horror as it lunges towards Ahri and with its strong canine teeth, she bites Ahri balls with so much force, Ahri screams loudly in pain. Her knees buckle while trying to save her balls from the dog, crying while sharp teeth gnaw on her delicate testicles. Ahri falls over, desperately trying to push the dog off her crotch with the last of her strength as she begins passing out from the pain. Naafiri raises her head from between Ahri's legs, revealing Ahri's now severed testicles hanging off Naafiri's teeth.