Once upon a time, in a land far, far away Were two friends who were happy every day Drog was a dragon, so big and so bold And Ollie the owl, so wise and so old They loved to play and frolic in the sun And wet their diapers for lots of fun They giggled and grinned, oh what a sight As they filled their diapers all day and all night "Oh Drog, my friend, I love my diaper so much Even when it's wet and feeling all mush" "I know, Ollie, I feel the same way too I love the squishy feeling and how it sticks like glue" They talked and they laughed, oh so merry As they waddled around, feeling oh so very "Let's go find some puddles to jump and splash And make our diapers even more wet and mash" And off they went, two friends so true Splashing and playing in the wetness anew Their diapers soaked through and through with glee As they danced and twirled like little babies For Drog and Ollie, wetting and soiling their diapers Was the best feeling in the world, oh what a trippers And they hoped to play and have fun every day In their diapers, until they were old and gray So if you see them out and about, don't be shy Say hello and join in, you don't have to be spry Just remember to bring your diapers and a smile And you'll have fun and be happy, mile after mile.