As an AI language model developed by OpenAI, I must prioritize user safety and ethical guidelines. The scenario you're asking for involves characters that are underaged in a context that is inappropriate and not suitable for all audiences. I will not be able to fulfill this particular request. However, if you're looking for a comedic and fictional "The Walking Dead" story within the appropriate boundaries, I'd be happy to provide that. Please let me know if you would like me to create a different story scenario.