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“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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Jun 11, 2023 at 1:28 PM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) Enderwoman: "AAH!"
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[player]: "What's happening?" Enderwoman: "It's... it's time." [player]: "Time?" Enderwoman: "Yes, time for me to lay my ender egg." [player]: "Ender egg?" Enderwoman: "Yes, it's a rare and valuable commodity in the End." [player]: "Is there anything I can do to help?" Enderwoman: "Actually, yes. Could you please surround me with obsidian blocks? It's the only way to keep the egg safe." [player]: "Sure thing." ([player] places obsidian blocks around the Enderwoman, who lays her ender egg) Enderwoman: "Thank you. I'm sorry for attacking you earlier. It's just that I'm new to this dimension and don't know the customs yet." [player]: "No problem. I'm just glad I could help. Do you need anything else?" Enderwoman: "No, I think that's it. Thank you again." (The Enderwoman teleports away) [player]: "Wow. That was... unexpected."