Make a vividly detailed and comedic fictional Shrek story about a village twink and Shrek au naturel, relaxing in a pond post-coitus, Shrek having used the twink to relieve stress. They're currently eating from a plate of ogre food Shrek left on the shoreline. Describe how Shrek looks as he the food makes him gassy and causes him to repeatedly let out huge farts in the pond, some fish dying from the awful stench. Shrek offers to cook them up, and Artie happily accepts. Add dialogue between them throughout the story