Make a vividly detailed and comedic Team Fortress 2 story about Scout bathing in a pond in the buff (describe his buttocks and physique). Describe how he looks as he's happily singing and washing himself. While bathing, he feels a fart coming on and knows how deadly his farts are to fish, so he decides to get an easy dinner by farting into the waters, the relief feels euphoric . It smells so bad under the water now that some fish die. Scout happily grabs them to cook up. Add dialogue from scout in his Boston accent throughout the story