[there would be dialogue in this story:] (When I was still in high school, people would sometimes call me a "night owl" - seeing as I stay up so late playing videogames. However, my girlfriend - Emily - takes the term "night owl" literally - that's because she's part owl. She had wings instead of arms, wide yellow eyes, and even tail feathers. She can also turn her head 270 degrees - just like an average owl. Because she's part owl, she's also nocturnal - she's sleepy in the morning, but active at night...maybe a bit *too* active. One day, as I was getting ready for work, she approached me while carrying an egg that she got in her room. I was honestly confused - how'd an egg get in here? We weren't even NEAR any trees!)