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“wattpad: Freedom planet x sonic x naruto all characters and non characters react” (3 conversations)
fanfiction
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May 27, 2023 at 2:07 PM MSK
Russia
, Krasnodar Krai
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wattpad: Freedom planet x sonic x naruto all characters and non characters react to orochimaru "I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's and sasuke uchiha's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog and sasuke uchiha, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows -- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Hashirama Senju?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!"
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Freedom Planet characters: Lilac: "What in the world did I just hear? That was...disgusting." Carol: "I can't believe he would do something like that. That's just disrespectful." Milla: "I feel sorry for Orochimaru's wife. No one deserves to be treated that way." Sonic characters: Sonic: "Uh, that was not cool at all. Shadow would never do such a thing." Knuckles: "This guy has got some nerve calling out Shadow and Sasuke like that. I don't believe a word he's saying." Tails: "I don't even know what to say. That was pretty messed up." Naruto characters: Naruto: "Who does this guy think he is? Sasuke would never do something like that." Sakura: "I don't know why he's calling out Sasuke and Shadow like that. It's just wrong." Sasuke: *with a blank expression* "I don't have time for this nonsense." Other characters: Mario: "What the-? That was just wrong. I can't believe he would say something like that." Luigi: "I feel bad for Orochimaru's wife. No one deserves to be treated that way." Crash Bandicoot: "I don't even know who this guy is, but I know he's not right in the head." Non-characters: Reader: *feeling uncomfortable* "I think it's time for me to leave this story." Writer: *realizing they made a mistake including this in their story* "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone. Let's move on from this."