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“Make a black comedy story here...Dick Grayson getting ready to marry Harley Quin” (1 conversations)
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Mar 26, 2024 at 9:28 AM PDT
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Make a black comedy story here...Dick Grayson getting ready to marry Harley Quinn here in Gotham's cathedral...decorations...food...church and wedding music played by Zatanna figuring as she figures...its the perfect time to practice smiling...always a good time to practice smiling...like right now...as she reminds herself that funeral and wedding music are two different things.........there is a heavily drunk Jason Todd and a heavily drunk Stephanie Brown as well......as Stephanie drunkenly thinks...wait...if Harley marries Dick...then...that doesn't mean Harley is 'family' now?..and Jason's response?..jugs the whole damn bottle......Barbara Gordon is there on wheelchair as well...with an eye-twitch...forced smile on her face......she is definitely not thinking her past relationships with Dick...no way...Dinah whispering to Vixen that according to Huntress...Dick is NOT being mind-controlled...and Tim mumbling about not having enough coffee to forget this moment...perhaps coffee + alcohol...a daring synthesis...Damian and Cassandra not there for the wedding...Poison Ivy sighing...well...Harley and Nightwing...who would have thought...as Poison Ivy used to date Harley...but...alas...hmph......Killer Frost is here if only because to see Batman seethe...and Catwoman can only imagine how Batman is feeling right now...all the while Clayface is just there to see the wedding......Signal trying to recall that one technique he learned to see if it was a dream or not......and Batwoman sighing...so this is happening.........while Cyborg just eats the food...prepared by Wally West who is in fact internally screaming right now...but hey...food is food...Superboy thinks so too...figuring if he eats enough...maybe he can digest the idea that Dick is marrying Harley Quinn ...Beast Boy agrees...while Huntress grumbling about this wedding...then deciding to eat as well...maybe if she eats enough or all of the food and drink all the alcohol...she'll be too busy dieting to forget this wedding ever happened......while Raven sighs............Donna blinking rapidly...Cassie Sandmark realizing no...this is NOT a dream......Starfire thinning his lips...Dick marrying Harley Quinn...very well then...as Starfire quietly sighs...as she knows of her history with Dick...but if Dick is truly happy with this...while Garth and Arsenal debate on getting the drinks too and getting drunk like Jason Todd...only for Garth to realize he can't get drunk easily...but Arsenal can...and the priest there is well...Two-Face......and Batman is in the crowd...seething...like sure...Dick's went out with a lot of women...including Starfire and Barbara...but...THIS?........and Superman simply comforts Batman is all...and Green Arrow stroking his beard...asking Hal Jordan to punch him...just in case he's dreaming right now...while Alfred...more or less...respects Dick's decision...but acknowledges that life at Wayne Manor will be very...interesting...from now on......and Deathstroke is there...Nightwing's nemesis...as he wonders if this will change their dynamics...because...of all the things...Dick marrying Harley...the lady associated with the Joker who killed Jason Todd...well...as Deathstroke quietly chuckles...because maybe...Grayson really became the 'I can fix her' to Harley Quinn...and seeing Batman seethe and cope?..worth it..........and Talia Al Ghul is there...a flicker of surprised contemplation...as she too hears from her spy...Dick Grayson is in fact...not being coerced by any of them...Dick really wants to marry Harley Quinn....as Wonder Woman grimly smiles at the wedding...while Deadshot laughs loudly as he gets a drink.... add black comedy dialogues
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In the grand, yet bizarre spectacle that is Dick Grayson and Harley Quinn's wedding, Gotham Cathedral is alight with an atmosphere that's a mix of festivity and disbelief. The air is charged with an undercurrent of sarcastic remarks and dark humor, characteristic of a black comedy set right in the heart of Gotham. As Zatanna plays the wedding music, her smile strains a bit more with each note. "No room for the Funeral March today," she quips under her breath, trying to remind herself that there's always a silver lining, even if it's just the chance to practice smiling at the absurd. Jason Todd, swaying with a bottle in his hand, catches Stephanie Brown's eye. "So, if Harley marries Dick, does this circus act make her 'family' now?" Stephanie slurs out, struggling to keep upright. Jason doesn't miss a beat. "At this point," he says, taking another swig, "I'm just waiting for the clowns to pop out." Barbara Gordon, with the patience of a saint and the eye-twitch of a ticking bomb, forces a smile. "At least the food's good," she mutters, choosing to focus on the only uncontroversial aspect of this debacle. Near the buffet, Cyborg is piling his plate high. Wally West, the speedster turned caterer for the day, dashes around trying to keep up with demand, his internal screams silenced by the crunch of appetizers and pastries. "Food is therapy," Cyborg declares, to which Superboy nods in agreement. "If I eat enough, maybe I'll black out and forget this ever happened." In a corner, Dinah leans towards Vixen, whispering, "Huntress confirmed it - no mind control at work here. Just plain, old insanity." Tim Drake, coffee cup in hand, contemplates his life choices. "Coffee plus alcohol," he muses aloud. "Desperate times call for desperate concoctions." Meanwhile, Poison Ivy can't help but sigh at the sight of her former flame walking down the aisle with Nightwing. "Love makes you do crazy things," she murmurs. "But this?" She shakes her head. "This is next-level." Killer Frost smirks as Batman practically vibrates with barely contained rage. "I'm just here for the show," she remarks to Catwoman, who nods in agreement. The ceremony itself is conducted by Two-Face, who finds the duality of the situation utterly delightful. "Dearly beloved and bewildered," he begins, and a snort of laughter echoes from the crowd, courtesy of Deadshot. As the vows are exchanged, Damian and Cassandra, conspicuous by their absence, are notably elsewhere, doing literally anything else. Alfred, ever the stoic butler, watches on with a composed demeanor. "Master Bruce," he leans over to Batman, "life at Wayne Manor has never been dull, but this will certainly be... a chapter." Deathstroke, attending more out of curiosity than anything, leans back and enjoys the spectacle. "Grayson, the eternal optimist. Let's see how this pans out," he muses, feeling somewhat delighted at the chaos unfolding. And as the ceremony concludes, Wonder Woman offers a grim smile. "In love and war," she remarks, "expect the unexpected." A buzz of mixed emotions fills the air as Dick Grayson and Harley Quinn are pronounced husband and wife. As guests raise their glasses in a somewhat bewildered toast, Green Arrow nudges Hal Jordan. "Go ahead, punch me. Maybe I'll wake up from this madness." The wedding of Dick Grayson and Harley Quinn proves to be an unforgettable event in Gotham, marked by an eclectic mix of attendees, each coping with the ceremony in their unique, often humorous, ways. In the end, it's a day that no one in Gotham - or the DC Universe - will easily forget, a perfect amalgamation of love, chaos, and a generous serving of black comedy.