Original Text: "Hey, Mario! Is it true that you defeated the Big Bob-omb? Cool! You must be strong. And pretty fast. So, how fast are you, anyway? Fast enough to beat me...Koopa the Quick? I don't think so. Just try me. How about a race to the mountaintop, where the Big Bob-omb was? What do you say? When I say 'Go,' let the race begin! Ready..." Comedy after: Mario, misunderstanding the challenge, brought a spaghetti fork instead of his running shoes. Misheard: "Hey, Mario! Is it chewy that you ate the Big Kaboom? Pool! You must be string. And pretty vast. Sew, how vast are you, ant spray? Vast enough to beat meat... Koopa the Quack? I don't pink soap. Dust try me. How about a lace to the mountain pop, where the Big Kaboom wash? What do ya spray? When I say 'Glow,' let the rice begin! Freddy..." Comedy after: Mario, now thoroughly confused, showed up with dental floss ready to floss the mountain clean. Opposite: "Hello, Luigi! Is it false that you healed the Small Whisper-quiet? Unimpressive! You must be weak. And quite slow. So, how slow are you, anyway? Slow enough to lose to me...Koopa the Slow? I totally think so. Don't bother trying. How about we sit right here, far from the valley bottom, where the Small Whisper-quiet wasn't? What do you not say? When I say 'Stop,' let's not start the race! Unready..." Comedy after: Luigi, feeling deeply misunderstood, decided to nap instead, dreaming of fast victories. Bits Cut Out (Creepy/Weird): "Hey... Mario! Is it true... Big Bob-omb? You must... And... fast. Fast enough to beat... Koopa? I don't. Just try... How about a race... Big Bob-omb... What do you say? When I say... Ready..." Comedy after: Mario, now slightly terrified, decided he was indeed not ready for whatever this was. Snippet Out of Context: "Fast enough to beat me...Koopa the Quick? I don't think so. Just try me." Comedy after: Without context, Koopa seemed to be challenging Mario to a speed-eating contest, not a race. Badly Translated: "Hello, Mario! Can it be reality you conquered the Giant Fire-cracker? Remarkable! Strength must be yours. And swiftness too. Your speed, quantify it, will you? To outspeed myself... Koopa of Haste, possible? My belief absents. Endeavor a trial. Propose we dash to the top hill, where Giant Firecracker resided? Your thoughts? Upon my command 'Leave,' we commence the sprint! Preparation..." Comedy after: Mario, scratching his head in confusion, wondered if they were racing to a fireworks show instead of a mountain.