Please write a comedic and vividly detailed fictional Stranger Things story about Jonathan and Steve (who is Jonathan's crush, and Jonathan has a kink about imagining Steve in the nude and making fish go belly-up from his farts while relaxing in a pond) eating pizza while happily discussing if it'd be possible to kill fish if Steve farted in a pond while in the nude. Jonathan inconspicuously tries to slip a hand in his own jeans as he chats til he finishes