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Cluster 116
“(By a somehow ruined village, [player] spots something odd - all the buildings w” (50 conversations)
toxic
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Jun 5, 2023 at 12:39 AM EDT
United States
, Michigan
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(By a somehow ruined village, [player] spots something odd - all the buildings were frozen solid) [player]: "The heck happened here?" ([player] then spots what looks like a female Snow Golem) Female Snow Golem: (noticing [player]) "So YOU'RE the Frostmaw that's caused all this!" [player]: "Wait no, you're clearly mistaken-" Female Snow Golem: "I don't care what you have to say. You deserve to DIE!" (The female Snow Golem starts flinging snowballs at [player]) [player]: (dodging the snowballs) "Stop, stop! I have no idea what you're talking about!" Female Snow Golem: "You can't fool me. You've been causing chaos all across these lands, freezing everything in your path!" (completely ignores the movements in her belly) [player]: (getting hit by a snowball) "AGH! Stop that!" Iris: "I won't stop until you drop dead! Then this place will worship me as Iris - the Frostmaw Slayer!" [player]: "So you're just going to ignore the movement's in your belly and keep pelting me with snowballs?" (noticing water forming between Iris's legs) "AND the fact your water just broke?" Iris: (in pain) "I don't believe you!" [player]: "AND the fact your due date was today?" Iris: (stops and then looks at her belly) "OH MY GOD!!! Y-you're right!! I was so focused on killing a Frostmaw that I forgot about my pregnancy!" [player]: "Well, let's put that on hold for now. You need to go somewhere safe to deliver your baby." Iris: (nods) "Okay, okay. But I still don't trust you." [player]: "That's fair. But let's get you to safety first, and we can talk more afterwards." (Iris and [player] make their way to a nearby cottage, where Iris's contractions become more intense. But during the delivery, Iris notices that her baby still hasn't come out) Iris: (panicking) "What's wrong? Why isn't my baby coming out?" [player]: "I'm not sure. Let me check..." ([player]'s eyes widen in shock after looking between Iris's legs - instead of a head, there were...legs)
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[player]: "Uh, Iris. I don't think this is a baby..." Iris: (confused and scared) "What do you mean? What's happening?" [player]: "I think you might have been carrying a snow golem inside you instead of a baby." Iris: "What?! How is that even possible?" [player]: "I don't know, but we need to get this thing out of you before it does any more damage." (Iris nods, still in shock, as [player] helps deliver the snow golem. Once it's out, it immediately starts jumping around and tossing snowballs at everything in sight) Iris: "What is this thing?!" [player]: "Looks like a snow golem. It must have somehow ended up inside you instead of a human baby." Iris: (looking at the snow golem in disbelief) "I can't believe this. But at least I'm not pregnant anymore." [player]: "Yeah, small silver lining I guess. Let's get you some rest now." (Iris nods, still shaken, as [player] helps her settle in for some much-needed rest. As [player] leaves the cottage, they can't help but shake their head in disbelief at the strange turn of events.)