write a vividly detailed story set in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides about Philip Swift (played by Sam Claflin) waking up in bed and deciding he wants to relax in a pond. He goes outside to a pond near his home. He tosses away his clothes as he walks to the pond. Write a description of his butt, physique, hair and face. Describe how he looks entering the pond and relaxing, then as he farts. describe how the pond looks as the fart bubbles come out his butt. some of the fish get a whiff and go belly-up. Philip then happily collects the fish and goes back to his home to cook them up for dinner. Write dialogue from Philip throughout the entire story