Please create a dark, gritty parody of the theme song for 'The Fairly Odd Parents', originally written by Ron Jones. Here are the original lyrics: Timmy is an average kid That no one understands Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands (Bed, twerp!) Doom and Gloom up in his room, Is broken instantly, By his magic little fish who grant his every wish, Cuz in reality they are his Odd Parents, Fairly Odd Parents! (Wands and wings!) (Floaty Crowny things!) Odd Parents, Fairly Odd Parents, Really odd, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod, Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guave juice, Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake! Odd Parents, Fairly Odd Parents, It flips your lid when you are the kid, With Fairly Odd Parents! (Yeah right!) Make sure to keep the same melody and rhyme scheme, but change the subject matter to be about 'Shadow the Hedgehog', and keep it short.