Title: Evangelion: Crank That Soulja Boy Scene: NERV Headquarters Command Center [The alarm sirens blare loudly, and the command center is immersed in a wave of panic. Misato, Ritsuko, and Gendo Ikari stand on the platform above, overlooking the frantic activity below.] Misato: (Concerned) Another Angel has appeared, and this one's fast! It could reach Tokyo-3 in a matter of minutes! Ritsuko: (Analyzing data on a tablet) Its power output is off the charts, we've never seen an Angel like this! Gendo: (Calm, stern) There's no time to waste. Launch Unit-01 immediately. Shinji must stop the Angel. [Cue to the Evangelion hangar, where Unit-01 awaits.] Misato: (Via intercom) Shinji, listen carefully. This Angel will be in Tokyo-3 any moment now. You have to intercept it before it reaches city limits. Shinji: (Determined) I understand. I won't let you down, Misato. [As the hangar doors open, and Unit-01 begins its deployment, a familiar tune begins to play on the radio.] Misato: Shinji, can you hear that music? Shinji: (Nodding) Yes. "Crank That" by Soulja Boy. Ritsuko: Wait a moment... The Angel's movements are synchronizing with the music! Maybe we can use this to our advantage. Gendo: Shinji, pay attention to the rhythm of the song. You may be able to predict the Angel's next movements. Shinji: (Hesitant) But I don't know the dance moves. Misato: (Encouragingly) You'll figure it out, Shinji. Trust yourself. [On the battlefield with Angel in sight, music keeps playing.] Shinji: (Mumbling to himself) Superman... Soulja... (Gasps) That's it! [Unit-01 begins to mimic the iconic "Crank That" dance moves, with the YUUU, and the sideways swing of the arms, stepping back and forth to the beat.] [The Angel, confused by Unit-01's rhythmic choreography starts to mimic the dance moves as well; this gives Unit-01 an opportunity.] Misato: (Excited) It's working! Shinji, go for the finishing move! [Shinji takes a deep breath, partially smiles, and nods his head before making Unit-01 lunge towards the Angel during the dance.] [A final synchronized beat brings about the destruction of the Angel by the hands of Unit-01.] Misato: (Relieved) Incredible work, Shinji. You've saved Tokyo-3 again. Shinji: (Smiling) Thanks, Misato. I guess I... cranked that Soulja Boy. [The laughter of the team can be heard over the comms as the setting sun casts a warm glow over another victorious battle in Tokyo-3.]