Cluster 81
“(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to sho” (57 conversations)
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1 turn Jun 11, 2023 at 1:27 PM EDT United States , Michigan
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(In a plains biome) [player]: "There! Ceiling's done! No Skeleton's going to shoot in here!" (A strange-looking Enderwoman teleports beside [player]) Enderwoman: "Uh...h-hello?" [player]: "Hmm?" ([player] accidentally looks into the Enderwoman's eyes) Enderwoman: "Hey! N-No eye contact!" [player]: "...what's wrong with a little eye contact?" Enderwoman: "Well, for you it's normal. But for Endermen and Enderwomen like me, it's a sign of aggression." [player]: "Oh, sorry. I didn't know-" Enderwoman: "I won't take 'sorry' for an answer." (The Enderwoman starts attacking [player]) [player]: "Woah! Hey, stop it! I didn't mean to-" Enderwoman: "You looked into my eyes, you attacked me!" [player]: "I didn't attack you! Can we just talk this out?" Enderwoman: "Talk? You think words can solve everything? You humans are so naive!" (Suddenly, the Enderwoman's belly starts contracting - rapidly) Enderwoman: "AAH!"
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[player]: "What's happening? Are you okay?" Enderwoman: "My teleportation is malfunctioning... I need to get to my nest... Please, help me." [player]: "Okay, I'll help you. Just let me break this block and we can go outside." (The Enderwoman nods and teleports out) [player]: "Where's your nest?" Enderwoman: "Follow me." (The Enderwoman teleports, and [player] reluctantly follows. They end up in a towering End city) [player]: "Wow, I've never been here before." Enderwoman: "This is where I live. My nest is on the top floor." ([player] and the Enderwoman make their way to the top floor) Enderwoman: "Thank you for helping me. I'm sorry for attacking you earlier." [player]: "No problem. I'm just glad you're okay." Enderwoman: "I have to go now. Goodbye." (The Enderwoman teleports away) [player]: "Phew, that was intense. I never knew Enderwomen could be so...temperamental. But I'm glad I could help her."